sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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