i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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