All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
These tits shall not be calmed
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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