No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
