just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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