Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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