the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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