i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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