After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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