yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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