I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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