In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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