he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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