i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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