My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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