North Korea, Best Korea!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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