I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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