birth control should be required to get into college
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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