Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Non-Jews are for practice
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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