No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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