I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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