I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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