Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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