singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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