Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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