just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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