Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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