So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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