Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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