it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
