I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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