one two three fourrrrnication!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
