i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't deserve a penis
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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