you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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