Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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