Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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