I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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