There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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