hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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