I hate your face
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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