I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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