I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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