you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
