if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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