She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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