I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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