who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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