Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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