This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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