I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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